The Perks of Being a Cuban.

I don't like surveys. I only did that one before just to make fun of Dan's cutter poontang. But I really like that the questions on this thing arent retarded.

1. If you could have anything delivered to your doorstep each morning, what would it be? i hate the mornings, so i don't need anything but coffee. hm but delivered? Kona haha

2. What is one vacation destination that many people think is just fabulous but which you personally have no desire to visit (or revisit)? Australia. Hmm. no I take it back. I really want to go everywhere, even London. I'll go to London and go ga ga over the accents and not eat for days. Like Kelly's first London visit, I'll just eat bread.

3. If you were five years younger but knew everything at that age that you've actually learned over the last five years, what is one thing you would definitely do differently?Let's see, I was 12. That was when I went to school with girls, though underdevloped back then hehe. So... lose my virginity at 12.

4. If you could wake up to one smell every morning (besides coffee) what would it be? BACON!! I love whe the smell of bacon makes its way all throughout the house and into my roooom

5. Suppose that right now you could be at your favorite vacation spot, reading your favorite book, listening to your favorite CD, and eating your favorite food. What would be your choices for those four categories, and who, if anyone, would be with you?
Spot: Plaza Mayor, Salamanca
Book: Girl Like Che, or Love Monkey
CD: Unwrapped or Destiny by Gloria Estefan.
Food: Chicken Parm
Who: A very select number of friends that I know I could completely be myself around.

6. Which animated character is your all-time favorite? Wakko Warner of The Animaniacs.

7. How do you think you will look in 10 years? Still short! Maybe a little facial hair. Definately a tattoo. Probably less hair but still kinda long. I'll be 27, that's sort of adult, so medium length shaggy hair.

8. If you had to write a brief message on a dollar bill that many people would eventually see as the currency circulates, what message would you write? this money's cursed. americans are paranoid but would still use it. Hispanics would take it to the crazy spiritist on the corner for a cleansing, pray a rosary, light a candle... then use it.

9. If you could own a home on the shore of any body of water in the world, which waterfront would you choose? Is Hawai'i on the Pacific? Cause that's where I'm living.

10. Suppose you had the opportunity to choose 3 people with whom to eat dinner: a famous sports figure, a movie star and a popular singer. Who would you choose?
Athlete: One of the 2 volleyball winning girls from the 2004 summer olympics. Forgot their names, watched them on mute.
Actor: reba! i need someone fun and talkatie at dinner.
Singer: gloria estefan. not just cause it's her, shes a really interesting person.
TV Chef: Rachael Ray! Need I say more!? She'll cook. Yum-O!

11. You've been asked to create a brand new road sign that will be put up on streets throughout your town. People in your town will be expected to obey it just as they would any other road sign. What will your new sign command drivers to do? lower te bass of your pimped out steros please. word up y'all.

12. What serves as the greatest motivation for you in your daily life?being cuban... really. its inspirational and makes me proud. i like seeing so many cubans who came from nothing strive to so much, and that gives me a little hope.

13. What activity that you have to do every once in a while do you dread the most? gym class?

14. If you were a multimillionaire, what do you believe you would be doing at this very moment? the maid.

15. If you could have a cookie jar full of anything you wanted, except money or cookies, what would it be filled with? porn. Could that work? jars of porn? i could patent it... don't steal that. Patent Pending. Jar of Porn ©

16. When people hear what you do for a living, what is the most typical question or comment they give you regarding your job?"oooh a senior! gettin' ready for college huh?"

17. What lesson do you believe we must continuously try to master day after day? be colorblind. God is. don't be a racist moron. also, be an indiidual. try to stand apart from the crowd in a world that strives to make us all the same. don't be a robot and don't ever be easily influenced by others.

18. What is the most fascinating object in the sky? airplanes. How do they fly? "It has something to do with wind"-Monica Gellar.

19. What is the most boring speech you ever heard in person? I remember blacking out during a few homilys. Especially altar serving. I used to sit by the mic and one time, Fr Atillio was choking and in a thick italian accent turned o me, half asleep and said "Watah! I Need Watah!" and you know that laugh where you try to hold it in and it ends u coming out from your throat like a snort sort of but not. Yeah that echoed through the entire church. Then Deacon Tom got the water.

20. If you could have any round object in the world, what spherical item would you want? a bowling ball cause i used to be good... with gutter-guards. even without, i usually beat everyone.

21. If you were left alone for one hour with nothing more than a pen and a notepad, what would you be inclined to draw or write during those 60 minutes? i'd try writing a story. then i'd practice my signature.

22. If you could witness anything at all in super-slow motion, what would you want to see? I'll steal the person's answer cause it's a great one. Jesus walking on water

23. If you had to live out of the country for the next couple of years, what aspect of your new environment do you think you would find the most satisfying? If I'm in Spain, how laid back everyone is. They have naptime. I's like kindergarden, without the power ranger's sleeping bag.

24. Suppose you're at a party where you meet an alert and astute 100 year old person. Since everyone wants to talk to this person, you only have time to ask one question. What would you ask? what did you point your furniture at before TV?

25. Aside from your family, friends or pets, what would be the most difficult thing for you to give up in your life? my dvds and my computer. oh and my tivo. Love You Tivo

26. What is one profession that you never pursued but that you think you would probably have been quite good at? pornstar.

27. In one sentence, what do you believe is the secret to life? honesty

28. If someone were looking for you in a bookstore, in what section would they be most likely to find you? fiction and the tinylittle hispanic section/

29. Over the last 200 years or so, the world has advanced and changed in many ways. Nonetheless, can you think of at least one aspect of life that has remained virtually unchanged throughout the last two centuries? sex doesn't change right. It's always Tab A into Slot B, can't really advance that.

30. What do you forget to do more often than anything else? clean my room. comb my hair.

31. If you could teach everyone in the world one skill, what would it be? spanish. or the 5 paragraph essay! NERD! I love me

32. Rank the four seasons in order from your favorite to least favorite. winter, fall, spring, summer

33. In your own opinion, what is your most likeable quality? I'm honest and H I L A I O U S

34. Suppose a furniture company offered to make you a special chair to order. Instead of the standard upholstery, you would choose any fruit's skin or rind to cover your chair in. What would it be? which is the fuzzy fruit, kiwi.

35. What is something you used to love to do but have outgrown or gotten tired of? video games.