Ever have one of those things to do all day and just didn't do it. Like today I have to check the mail, waiting fora package. Then I start to think "well, if i go check the mail, I'll have to put on shoes and sweatpants and go downstairs and walk across the street. And it's been raining so the bottom of my sweatpants will get really wet and they're so hard to dry and I don't feel like putting them in the washing machine yet because I only wear them around the house and to check the mail so they're not really dirty. At least not 'street dirty' which is what i call any item of clothing that's dragged along the streets of NY. You don't know who's peed on that sidewalk. Home from school-- instant hamper. Then what if it starts raining while I'm on my way back from the mail box. I just took a shower ad my hair looks sort of nice. Not going out nice, but check the mail nice-- which is hair that's nice enough to be able to stop and chat with a neighbor in case they corner me at the mailbox and want to ask what school I'm going to now because hey can't quite remember. I don't want to get my check the mail hair wet or dirty because it has the potential of becoming going out hair if i run a comb through it, if i owned a comb. I usually just comb it with my hands, it's lazy but you're dealing with someone who won't even check the mail because of the threat of wet sweatpants.
Procrastination!
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